Morning sickness

I was talking to Craig about this yesterday, and I've decided that life just isn't fair. There's no explanation for it, it's just the way it is. For example - there are no "ailments" that regularly affect men that cause as many terrible side effects as pregnancy. Though I haven't actually thrown up once, I have been constantly sick for the past 4 weeks. Either starving (which is actually the preferable feeling), or nauseous and starving, or just nauseous. If a man were to feel this way, he'd be complaining to everyone about it (and yes, I know that if a man were to feel this way, he'd probably have pancreatic cancer or worse... but that's not my point). But I, on the other hand, must suffer in silence. While people around me eat nasty smelling Chinese food, I must sit here and act like I'm not about to vomit all over my computer screen. And worse! Then when I put on really smelly hand sanitizer to overpower the smell of the Chinese food, people walk by and comment on how fruity it smells over here! Oh, they have no idea the wrath that I have wished up on them when their mouths are blabbering away about the smell coming from my cube. AT LEAST it doesn't smell like cooked cat mixed with gravy.