More weiners

I've been searching like crazy for a new job lately, and nothing's come up yet. I haven't really submitted a lot of resumes, because as stupid as it sounds, I'm not really interested in finding the same fucking job I already have. I don't want a job where I sit at a computer typing away like a robot all day long. I don't know what I want, really, and if any freakin' person out there in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD has any suggestions, I'm all ears. Or eyes, in this case. I just want someone to 1) care about me and want to help, and 2) actually give me some good advice or some good leads or something. I don't want to get involved in dad's MLM "business opportunity" of the year. I don't want to spend thousands of dollars on more training for something I'm not sure I want to do (medical transcriptionist or similar). I don't want to work at McDonald's. I don't want to sell life insurance. I'm a smart, educated, and experienced young person - why do I feel like I'm more stuck than a factory worker? At least they have a skill.

I think I'm a good writer. Some people make money writing blogs, and I want to know how they do that. More stupid research.

I think I'm a good cook, and I think opening a breakfast/lunch restaurant is a really good idea - if there were one near us, we'd be there frequently on the weekends. Someplace with healthy foods, good coffee, nice music playing, bright windows... y'know? A relaxing but energizing place to start your day. But how can I start a restaurant? Not in the immediate time, that's for sure.

Anyway. I'm starving.