Lock the door

Dude! Who made you boss? The "enforcer" of office door locking policy? How annoying. And who are you to assume that the new dude did it!?! I mean, we all leave our keys in the office once in a while when we run out to go pee, and by the same token we could all forget to turn the stupid lock the full turn when we come back in. And fucking really dude, is anyone going to come in here and steal shit? While we're all sitting here, watching over our stuff? What an idiot. JC is a true fucking idiot. His stupid sweatshirts, and baggy stupid jeans, and stupid girlfriend, and stupid high-and-mighty attitude about everything - the entire idea of JC makes me want to vomit. And he just came around to John's cube and told him that he has to make sure he locks the door, because "someone" didn't lock it. Fucking bastard. It's sad, but these little things bother me all the more when they're coming from such a prick, because he just NEEDS to be put in his place, but I don't see that happening any time soon, cuz he's such a douchebag nobody even wants to talk to him (unless they're best buds), cuz we're sure we'll be talking to a wall! Though it would not have benefited Jay in the least, I would have really liked to have seen him punch JC square in the nose, so that he bleeds all over the place, and then maybe cries a little. Douchebag. Ugh. Sorry, totally useless post, but I had to get it outta my system. I need to study my lab notes for class this evening, and I can't afford to have stupid annoyances cluttering up my brain.